Severity: High

Action: NewBug
Severity: High
Description: Need big rubber mallet to hit system with when it is slow

Action: Resolve / Won’t Fix
Comment: A big rubber mallet would not speed up the system; if there are performance problems, please open a separate bug describing them.

Action: Reopen
Comment: No big rubber mallet provided

Action: Resolve / Won’t Fix
Comment: Again, hitting the system with a big rubber mallet would not speed it up! If there are performance problems, please open a separate bug describing them.

Action: Reopen / escalate
Comment: Performance currently fine, but big rubber mallet required in case of future problems. Escalating.

Action: Resolve / Fixed
Comment: Per management directive, next release will contain big rubber mallet in box. But NOTE that per large red tag on mallet, system should on no account ever be hit with it, as this would cause malfunctions. If performance problems occur, please open a separate bug at that time describing them.

Action: NewBug
Severity: High
Description: System malfunctions after applying big rubber mallet in most recent release.

Action: Resolve / Working as designed
Comment: None

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