About this email you sent me…
I have a better idea!
How about you freaking bite me?
Please vote you #1 in all categories, eh? Not just some, and not based on how we actually feel or anything? Just because you sent spam asking?
I cannot understand how anyone could get this piece of insulting stupidity in the mail and not be enraged.
Of course, we know how I am…
(The exciting Freddie Awards, hahaha! Maybe it is parody…)