There are lions in the closets,
there are demons in the halls;
there are lemurs in the fax machine,
and goblins in the walls.
There are Shuggoths holding meetings
in the third-floor conference rooms,
and the lobby’s full of cherubs
holding helium balloons.
While we know it isn’t normal,
and I do fear being et,
still the change is quite refreshing,
and no one’s been fired yet.