Dear “Choice Privileges”,

About this email you sent me…

I have a better idea!

How about you freaking bite me?

Please vote you #1 in all categories, eh? Not just some, and not based on how we actually feel or anything? Just because you sent spam asking?

Sheesh.

I cannot understand how anyone could get this piece of insulting stupidity in the mail and not be enraged.

Of course, we know how I am…

:)

(The exciting Freddie Awards, hahaha! Maybe it is parody…)